Never ending story (FG)

OK simple, lets start a never ending story.
You are limited to one sentence per post, how ever. Also NO dubble post!
Also I think this is unnecessary to say but remember, nothing discriminating, racist, hateful to a person or stuff like that...
OK lets start!
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Once upon a time, there was a little monkey who couldn't fly.

Once upon a time, there was a little monkey who couldn't fly. So one day he went looking for a job.

But he couldn't find one.

BTW you don't need to copy the last post, it is unesersarie, well unless you really whant to do it... >_>

Instead he found a brand new shiny coin.

He was really happy he found a coin and started to dance.

His exotic dancing made people want to barf.

And so they did, all over his new shiny coin.

So he went to clean his dirty coin

He searched for a long time to find a place to clean his dirty coin.

He stumbled across an oasis and found a pond.

But he dropped his coin in the pond.

And a guine came out and told him, "I will grant you tree wishes".

Then the monkey said "Tree wishes?"

the Genie said "Yes, any wishes that relates or has to do something with a tree"

"I like trees. I wish for a Apple tree, because I'm hungry" Said the Monkey.

(LOL you spelled Genie wrong)

(umm... Guine was his name... I swear ._.')
The geine, Guine crackes his finger and there was a huge explosion.

And the monkey was right in the middle of the explosion.

The monkey was forcefully thrown.

Into the mouth of a giant cuddly pink bunny.

Who's insides were made of ice cream.

So he became very happy.

But he was allergic to Milk. (WJKSEHTJKH Fail whoever is lactose and tolerant.)

So he got scared and tryed too run away.

But he couldn't because he was inside the bunny.

When he runned he hurt the bunny's tummy.